The Chip Stealer’s Fork

The Chip Stealer’s Fork

The Chip Stealer’s Fork is specially designed to allow the theft of chips from an unsuspecting fellow diner’s plate.

The length of the fork handle reduces the risk of detection and permits the stealing of chips from a safe distance.

£13.00

4 in stock

THE  CHIP STEALER’S  FORK

The Chip Stealer’s Fork is specially designed to allow the theft of chips from an unsuspecting  fellow diner’s plate. The length of the fork handle reduces the risk of detection and permits the stealing of chips from a safe distance.

The fork handle (with apologies to the Two Ronnies) is made from Scottish beechwood, and the stainless steel fork is also useful for extracting the last pickled onion, gherkin or olive from deep containers. As a last resort it can be used as a defensive weapon in the event  of death threats being issued by the enraged owner of the stolen chips.

Also useful for extracting the last olive, gherkin or pickled onion from the jar!

Your Chip Stealer’s Fork was hand made in the beautiful Isle of Bute, by Tim Saul.

The Bute Woodspoiler

Shipping Countries: United Kingdom (UK)


Weight .5 kg
Dimensions 30 × 5 × 5 cm

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